Once

In Germany I ventured forth into a public washroom where, to my horror, instead of normal toilets you crapped on an inclined ledge. Imagine my surprise to find a waiting margarine tub containing a fudge sausage - I nearly prolapsed with shock I can tell you. I was about to invite all my friends to take a peek but was distracted by the chimes of a passing ice cream van - the driver must have been confused for he did indeed have plenty of ice creams left. Needless to say it was shaped exactly like a 99 and tapered at the end. The kind man even pushed a chocolate finger into the top and pebbledashed it with strawberry sauce. Mind you... It tasted like shit